Monday, February 05, 2007

The adventures of Julie, queen of the Desert

Well, more like the misadventures of Julie, lost in trannydom.

I met two really nice, open, friendly Tgirls on Friday. Vanessa and Rachel
http://www.tvdreams.co.uk/

I was really quite excited as I had a chance to put on my girlie clothes away from home, even though it was only in another house. I set of a tad late but still thought I'd get there in time.

No. Julie has her own A to Z of London and her own sense of navigation. Columbus would have given up and gone back home in his quest for the passage to India, had Julie been at the helm.

Well I was at the wheel (of misfortune?). I had a printed set of instructions from AA autoroute, so what could go wrong? I was too bloody excited to get there and a bit late so I missed my turning and had to go by a different route. I 'phoned for instructions three times and still got lost. There were three genetic girls who also gave me instructions who were a big help. I'm glad I was in Julie mode, otherwise I would never have asked for directions.

Just before I arrived,I drove out of a side turning into the main road and waited for the traffic from my left to drive past before completing my right hand turn. However, a bitch in a white car decided that she had right of way and, reminding me of my love life and aspersions on my parenthood, she cut me up from my right hand (not literally)and, driving on the wrong side of the road, she nearly ploughed into oncoming cars.
All I can say is, Man in White Van, beware Woman in White Car.

On arrival I was given a warm greeting and a nice simple meal with champers. Yay!

Vanessa and Rachel spoke openly about their transgenderism and I spoke openly about mine, even though I had never met them before, although Rachel and I have sent e-mails to each other.

To my surprise I didn't recognise Rachel in drab mode. Vanessa looked really elegant in a red short-sleeved top and flowing black skirt. I wanted to get changed but we were so engrossed in talking that it didn't seem important.

Then I played my Joker: I brazenly said I really wanted Vanessa to do my make up, as she is qualified in the art. I love Julie when she says things like that. No problem, said Vanessa. 'Go on then!' said Rach.

V. started doing my face and I could see the transformation taking place. She was telling me what she was doing and teaching me at the same time.I'd never seen myself with make up properly done before. I love it.

Is it a tranny thing or am I just a shallow narcissist? I thought I looked quite presentable, even before donning a wig and having my eyes and lips finished.

Yeh. You are right I'm a shallow narcissist.

V had to go before she finished as she had promised to help out a friend and she was on very short notice. However, I was more than pleased. I will have to find time to practice what I learnt.
Don't worry, I shan't be posting any photos of me yet. I'm not that cruel.But just wait till I've had my full make-over.

Rach. upset me by pressing me for my age. I confessed (why didn't I lie?).Don't you dare spill the beans Rach! I suppose she made up for it by telling me I looked a lot younger ( as does she). Did I mention shallow narcissists? But the damage was done. I can longer claim to be a debutant.

I couldn't stay til the evening so with great regret I packed my bag and put my makeup away for another day.

V. and Rach. had some fascinating facts to tell me about their lives. V had also recently gotten married, bought a new flat and a beast of a car. Rach. is Numero Uno in the Tranny websites. Wel, if you are gonna have friends, why not pick winners? What friendly, genuine (no pun intended) Tgirls they are.

I have to add that I had never met any other T girls 'live' before, except a few words with a rather glamorous one in Pink Punters.

http://www.pinkpunters.com/sitev2/

You get a feeling when you meet people for the first time and I felt totally at ease in their company. So Tgirls are 'normal' after all. Whatever made me think they are all bonkers?