So here it is, Merry Christmas !!

Right. I've got my 'kids' coming home and I'm cooking for 14 people. So we've had to borrow chairs, a table, cutlery and everyone else is chipping in with deserts, starters, booze. There will be so many cakes that we may put up a stall at the Women's Institute fete.

I just need to wrap up a few presents- I'm getting wiser now: I bought mostly vouchers and small pressies so that the wrapping is easy. The Christmas tree is in place and lit. Let hostilities commence. Er... I mean let the festivities commence.

I'm listening to Virgin radio who seem to have a good selection of oldies and not too many bland Christmas tunes. If you are reading this on Christmas Eve then... get a life! No, I didn't mean that. Just do your own thing, be yourself and enjoy life. Yes, life is going to fuck us up now and again, just get up, dust yourself down, check your make-up , if you are that way inclined, and take another step forward...Oops! And mind that man hole ( no pun intended).

If you want to waste more time why not do this gender quiz?
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5993265426697792320

I took the test and found I'm 73% feminine. Help! Who's been putting oestrogen tablets in my drink? I'm gonna cover up my babycham with my hand from now on.


Auntie Julie
xx