National Non-blogging Day.

You know when you read about writers' block? You know, when writers sit in front of a typewriter (things we used to use before you started school - ask your grandad) and they can't think of anything to write and sit there all day without typing a a sentence.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typewriter

Well, it doesn't happen to blog writers does it? How many times have I read :

" Well I can't think of anything to say. I mean this must sound like gibberish and just a confused ramble of thoughts. I'm not really awake so this may not make sense...."

Yes it does sound like gibberish! Well, fuc%ing stop writing then! DO bloody wake up before you write anything! Why go on for another two pages of rambling crap just because the keyboard is in front of you? Make yourself a fu&$ing cup of coffee! Shut the f%$k up!

OK I'm glad I've got that one off my chest , as the actress said to the bishop. I don't like to moan as life is too short. Too fu%^king short to have to read yet another rambling blog! OK I'm done . Sorry. Just shut the f%$k up OK?

As I was saying. what was I saying? Oh yeah, life's too short. But not short enough for these bastards who waste our precious short lives reading their fu%*ing blogs. O.K. I 'm done.
Moan over.

I mean, if I wanted to read gibberish, I could easily find gibberish in lots of publications written by someone who thought he knew what he was talking about. I don't have to read fu&%$ing blogs of no note. Finished. That's me done. I 've said my piece.No more moans. Right, lets move on to what I wanted to talk about.

Not the fuc&%ng crap bullshit blogs of " Confused Rambler" who starts typing before he has actually woken up. I mean " I haven't properly woken up but..." Well, go back to fu%$ing sleep you moron. I'm sorry. That's all I wanted to say about the subject. I think I've made myself clear.Well why don't they clear their minds before touching the bloody keyboard? OK. Moan over.

Oh yeah. I had this thought. There are days or weeks in the year allocated to things like " No smoking week" etc. How about a National Day for Not moaning? Wouldn't that be wonderful? When everyone agreed that no-one would moan for 24 hours for that day?

Or even better- a National Non -blogging Day for bloggers who have nothing whatsoever to say.
Everyone would stop blogging that day unless they had something really important or clever or really funny to say, or had a really nice piece of graphic work to show everyone.
I mean, if there was such a day, at least I wouldn't have to read a fu%&ing " this must sound like gibberish " bloody blog! Then perhaps we might not need a fu%*ing National Non- moaning Day.