In all walks of life
I took my car in for a major repair job after a local farmer hit me with his 4x4 whilst I was stationary. Honest!
He admitted liability but wanted to pay without affecting his no claim bonus. So he is paying £1,450 ( about 2700$). Show me a farmer who pleads poverty and I'll show you a rich conman.
On the way I noticed there was a lorry and a smart blue van in the layby close to home.
I didn't arrange for a lift back so I managed to get a bus which only comes once an hour, to take me within three and a half miles of home.
It was a sunny day so I decided to walk back. It was a pleasant walk past a village with thatched cottages and horses along the way.
Then, about a mile from home I passed the same blue van in the lay-by. The van had tinted glass but I was still able to see inside. Being an inquisitive person I could see there was a bloke with a craggy face having a cigarette in the van.
As I passed I took a closer look. He was wearing a French maid's uniform. Honest! I thought of chatting to him but he may not have wanted my company as the van had been there earlier about an hour and a half previously.
Who was he ? Why was he dressed in a French maid's uniform? What was he doing waiting in the van ?
Coque-au-vin ? Anybody?
Julie
xx
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
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3 comments:
Ooooh, the puns just get worse... ;) Coq au vin indeed!
Sorry to hear about the encounter with the 4x4 - hope you weren't hurt. Was your partner with you? Questions, questions, questions...
Love your posts made me smile
Jessica
Hi Rachel
I was with one of my daughters. We were both OK thanks.It was a farce really. I was driving along a single carriage road by our house and saw the 4x4 turning into the same road.I braked hard and thought"It's a good job we saw each other". Trouble is he was looking behind him not in front.
He must perform in panto methinks.
xx
Hi Jessica!
Thank you!A lot of people say I make them laugh.Wonder why?
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